This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize
