the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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