thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You ruined the universe
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
