Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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