Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My feet surprised me
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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