You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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