...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Plan B is the new Plan A
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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