Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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