question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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