hotel room ftw
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Randomize
