so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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