I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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