i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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