Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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