So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
