Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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