I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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