she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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