we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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