im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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