# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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