Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do plants get herpes?
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