My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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