Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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