is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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