I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Someone signed my nipple.
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