I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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