Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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