Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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