I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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