I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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