dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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