wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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