The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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