Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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