i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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