Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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