I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
