Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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