When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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