East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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