i just google imaged poop.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
