You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
