She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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