In the future we'll all be gay
lets start a swedish sibling band together
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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