For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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