If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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