i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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