Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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