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dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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