Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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